So Spring Break 2K9 has finally drawn to a close. While I didn't get to go to Canada, I did do quite a lot of traveling anyway - mostly between Richmond and DC, but still. Let's make a short, cliche-ridden list of things collegians are supposed to do that I succeeded in doing over the break:
1. Get absolutely shitfaced most/all nights: check, 8/10 nights.
2. Met people I will Facebook but do not remember meeting: check (read: half of my new friends as of this week).
3. Engaged in at least two instances of drunken sex that seemed to be a brilliant idea at the time but ended up being the worst decision(s) ever: check checkity check (just...check).
4. Slept until between 2 and 4pm most days, only to be awake (and usually drinking) until 6 or 7am.
5. Walked (read: staggered) through no less than 3 of the most dangerous 'hoods in DC at or after 3am.
6. [This one is DC-specific] Got drunk laying in Dupont staring at the stars with an aforementioned Facebook friend I don't remember meeting, only allowing the occasional socioeconomics discussion with a random European backpacker to interrupt.
7. Find myself absolutely petrified at the thought of returning to Richmond later tonight and having to re-join the real world, complete with not excessive drinking and sleeping until the early afternoon.
Hope everyone else's breaks were as fun and/or more productive than mine. Until next time!
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ummmm why is your spring break so epically ridic?? you should stop being on a different time zone so that you can fill me in on all of this debauchary that you have been up to. ktb.
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